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Originally Posted by mnofdichotomy
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OK, I've came to the conclusion that you work for this site. Why else would you post it? It is by far the most stupid rankings I have EVER seen. Even the reasoning behind the movements make absolutely no sense and it's not consistent the least bit.
Let's just break down this tripe.
The Eagles. Number 4 in your rankings (they are now yours since you constantly post them week after week) but they are "quietly creeping".... Who the fvck is "quietly creeping" as the 4th best team in the NFL?? You remember they lost to Oakland right? That's not "quietly creeping" that's "incredibly inconsistent". And you have a team like that at 4? Right.
Next inconsistency is w/ the Steelers and Patriots. You state, and I quote about the Steelers,
"About this time you figure the Steelers will start to dominate; that’s what teams built for playoff success do.". W/ that statement, the Steelers have remained constant at the 5 spot. I can dig that after a bye but the very next team is the Pats. Now under them it says, and I quote,
"Ditto for the Pats.". Now while your analysis of the Patriots is extremely in depth and well thought out, they dropped 2 spots after their bye week. So the Patriots and the Steelers are in the exact same league, IYO, but yet the Patriots drop while the Steelers remain in the same spot?? What the hell did NE do in their bye week to drop 2 spots while Pitt stays the same?? They not practice as much??
This makes about as much sense as having an asshole on your elbow.
Should we go further? Why not, I got a little time. Let's go to another bye week team for sh1ts and giggles. The Bengals. They, like the Patriots, but not like the Steelers, fell two spots in their bye week. Now you claim w/ the Bengals, and I quote,
"The Bengals want to claim amongst the NFL’s elite… this week against Baltimore they get their chance.".... Well what the hell was it called when they beat the Ravens in their own damn place earlier this season?? Were the Ravens not considered elite then but yet are still "ranked" ahead of the Bengals?? They have also beat Pittsburgh who did not fall in their bye week, let me remind you. And they are ranked 4 damn spots ahead of Cinci. The Bengals are a fluke away from being 6-1 and are listed behind two teams they have already beaten and are "getting their chance to become elite" against Baltimore when they're already beat them on the opposition's field?? What the fvck are you smoking??
I could go through this entire list, but I don't have 2 months and I doubt anyone would want to read that novel, so I'll just hop on down to the latter half of this brilliant, well thought out analysis of each team.
Let's start w/ the Rams. Oh the lonely Rams. Had lost 17 straight and some were by a ton but they go and beat the hapless Lions by 7 damn points and move up 3 spots???? Beating the Lions is some kind of achievement or something? they've lost like 22 of their last 23. How do you jump 3 spots after beating one of the worst teams in the league. That logic is fvcking fantastic.
Now let's go ahead and talk about Oakland, the most wildly inconsistent part of your stupid rankings. We're gonna use logic from all over the place. Look at the Niners and Falcons. Your stupid logic is, and I quote,
"Moving up a spot in a loss? Hanging with the big boys will do that.". Now, let's think of this. Atl and SF played the number 1 and number 2 teams on your stupid rankings and they both LOST and moved up a spot. Neat. I can dig that. They did play them well. Now, the Raiders BEAT the number 4 team in your retarded rankings and played "well against the big boys" in the Chargers TWICE who are ranked 13th AHEAD of SF. Do you see the flaw in this logic?? Are you able to comprehend this?? That makes NO SENSE. The Raiders are EASILY better than the Rams and the stupid Lions and, according to your logic, should be at least 10 places higher due to what they've accomplished. The disparity in placement between the Falcons and Saints and 9ers and Colts is comparable to that of the Oakland and SD yet they moved up after a loss while Oakland falls two spots.
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
Again, I do not know for sure if these are your retarded fvcking rankings, but you continue to post them week after week as opposed to any REPUTABLE site, so IMO, they are your rankings and you are held accountable for the criticism that comes w/ them. Thank you for subjecting us to this rankings that wreak of absolute sh1t.
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