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Old 03-10-2004, 11:11 AM
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot, stomped the spiders flat and said,

"Well, that might be OK in California and Oregon but we're not having any of that **** in Texas!"
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Old 03-10-2004, 11:14 AM
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too funny, I read that on another message board today and cracked up.
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"Well, that might be OK in California and Oregon but we're not having any of that **** in Texas!"


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Old 03-10-2004, 11:19 AM
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I thought the post was about Joe aka Spider
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot, stomped the spiders flat and said,

"Well, that might be OK in California and Oregon but we're not having any of that **** in Texas!"
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!! Coming from Portland it's really teanse on that subject, who know's why, but to have comedy on it is GREAT - THANKS. . . !!!!!
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Damn, Rhode.....just when I had the memory of THAT thoroughly repressed............
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sorry bro......It is disturbing, but I'm trying to lure Spider into posting his defense of this pic.
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sorry bro......It is disturbing, but I'm trying to lure Spider into posting his defense of this pic.
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Remember that free ticket on the fifty yard line? Make it go away. The guy that took that picture was sued and does not post here anymore.
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Come on Spider tell the truth,,, when you saw the title of this post you thought it was an "OFFER"
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