There is nothing wrong with your [computer]. Do not attempt to adjust the [sound]. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the [treble]. We will control the [bass]. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your [computer]. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The [Oakland Raiders].
That mess is annoying as all get out. I can't download another program at work, but I will definitely have to use Firefox for home.. either that or buy myself some bug spray and huge fly swatter... 
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