[BeforeDishonor]

Here's how this works...

Instead of just talking **** about the Chargers, Chiefs or Broncos, talk **** to every team that your teams rival. If someone talks smack about your team, chime in and talk **** back. If your team hasn't been mentioned, start anew.

San Francisco Giants - I've got a diss for you... 126 million of them, actually. One for each dollar Barry Zito is getting from your team to suck beyond belief. You could add up the total $ amount the Dodgers have wasted on crappy free agents and it might be equal to that overrated piece of crap. And your cleanup hitter is the illustrious... Bengie ****ing MOLINA?!?!!?? What happened to the guy with the oversized head who couldn't throw Sid Bream out? He was pretty good.

Sacramento Kings - I won't even go there. The Lakers-Kings "rivalry" was only going to last as long as Kings fans continued to show up. According to the whopping 3 sellouts they had in Sac this year, that rivalry is dead.

Boston Celtics - your accents suck. **** you. If Boston rules so much, why does half your population live on the west coast now?

Golden State Warriors - at best, your "rivalry" with the Lakers is laughable. A team as mediocre as yours should be feuding with the Clippers.

"Los Angeles" Angels of Anaheim - Never in my life did I think fans could ruin the experience of a baseball game, but Anaheim proved me wrong and then some. I have never seen a larger collective bunch of idiots and baseball know-nothings. For a place 35 minutes from LA, you sure are amused by towney **** like fireworks and a rally monkey (oh the irony, a bunch of conservative christians in OC going bananas for evolution's missing link). And what's with this "Los Angeles" buel****? If you wanted to hub off a major city, why couldn't it be San Diego? Strip malls, bros, raised trucks, Skin Industries clothing and nautical star tattoos are more popular down there anyway.