Some reasons on why I KNOW I am a RAIDER FAN!!!
You might be a Raider Fan if .........
� If more people know you as "A Raider Fan" than by your real name, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your spouse had a VERY hard time talking you out of Silver and Black as your wedding colors, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your birthday isn't complete until SOMEONE has given you something with a Raiders Shield on it, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your pets have names like Tooz, Turk or Snake you might be a Raider fan.
� If your neighbors close their windows and lock their kids inside on Sundays at 1 p.m. because of the screaming at officials coming from your home, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your proudest moment was the day your daughter got her Raider tattoo;
You might be a Raider fan.
� If you use birth control November through April just to make sure you don't have a child during football season, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your entire wardrobe matches because it's all Silver and Black, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your neighbors hear you coming home because they recognize "The Autumn Wind" coming from your car stereo, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your child has ever mentioned Al Davis in a report he's done for school,
You might be a Raider fan.
� If everyone you know feels sorry for your SPOUSE when the Raiders lose,
You might be a Raider fan.
� If the only place in your home that remains dust free is where you keep your Raiders memorabilia, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your Raiders T-shirt rips and it is no big deal because you have 3 others at home still in the box; You might be a Raider fan.
� If you coach your child's sports team and it's always known as the Raiders no matter which sport they are playing, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you buy a boat, JUST so you can name it "The Autumn Wind," You might be a Raider fan.
� If you're still reading this list, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you know the names of so many NFL officials just because of the time they screwed your team over, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you leave your home wearing skulls and spikes and your neighbors don't think twice about it, You might be a Raider fan.
� If all your wife's lingerie is Silver and Black because "red is such a turn off," You might be a Raider fan.
� If you hate ESPN but can not stop watching it because they might show a 2-second glimpse of a game your team LOST, You might be a Raider fan.
� If the names Rob Lyttle, Frenchy Fuqua or Walt Coleman cause your blood pressure to go up, You might be a Raider fan.
� If seeing Ben Davidson spear Len Dawson still brings a twinkle to your eye, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your team doesn't have a head coach after free agency has started and you're not worried at all about it, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you loved Jon Gruden and hated Bill Romanowski, but have recently changed your views on both, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you watch a Chiefs-Broncos games just so you can root for injuries, You might be a Raider fan.
� If conversations with strangers always seem to end up turning into a discussion about the Raiders, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you have the Raider News on your computer's "favorites" list You might be a Raider fan.
� If your mother knows better than to call during the game, You might be a Raider fan.
� If your family leaves the room at the 2-minute warning, You might be a Raider fan.
� If people whisper the name Marcus Allen around you, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you cut and paste this to forward it to your friends, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you ADD anything to this list before you do, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you don't plan your vacation until the schedule is released, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you believe the man on the grassy knoll was Pete Rozelle, You might be a Raider fan.
� If can recall 20 ex-players, just by their nicknames alone, You might be a Raider fan.
� If you ever looked at a white jumpsuit and thought, Hmmm... maybe? You might be a Raider fan.
� If you talk Raider football during baseball season, You just might be a Raider fan!
� If you have a T-shirt that says Real Women/Men Wear Black, You might be a Raider fan!
� If all you silverware, plates, and glasses have the shield embedded in them... you might be a Raider fan.
. If every time you hear the words " Immaculate or Tuck" you throw up
. if you have gone from Bench Warmer to Veteran in a little under 3 weeks you might be a Raider fan..
. If you have "Raider" in your email address... you might be a Raider fan.
. If you travel all the way to San Fran for an "asian wedding" just to go see the Raiders play the Queefs on Monday night... you might be a Raider fan.
. If RAIDERFANS.NET is your home page in EVERY computer you own. You might be a RAIDER fan.
. if you decorate your lounge in Silver and Black, you might be a Raider fan.
. If you have more than one RAIDER Xmas ornament. You might be a RAIDER fan!
. If you post a Silver and Black flag in front of your house from August thru January each year.
. If you get hyped when your see the Coliseum field lights on at 2am the morning before a game.
. If you get to the game before the players get out of bed.
. If you are wearing a temporary Raider tatoo the day after the game.
. If the ringtone on your cell phone is the Raider's theme...all year long.
You might be a RAIDER fan.
My #1....If you have a sign in the back window of your car that says �It WAS a Fumble!, you might be a Raider fan�
I don't see sh*t funny..
You May be A Raider Fan If
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